v3 Changelog
February 6, 2019•565 words
After near enough 2 months of development, v3 is finally here! To celebrate a major release; we are giving everyone 1 day of free donator perks! They will be issued once v3 has gone live and can take up to an hour to be fully issued.
New Features
- Asphalt now promotes our sponsored streamer in the "playing" status when they go live.
 a!avatarnow has options for gif, webp, png and jpg formats- Added lots of meme commands! See the bottom of this page for a list of commands
 
Changes
- The values for database calls, user total and guild total on 
a!statsare now separated using commas a!playerstatsis now no longer developer only. You can now see the server you're receiving audio from and it's ping to your voice server- Optimised some commands (more below)
 - RocketLeague is no longer a category; all commands under that category have been moved to "Games"
 a!helpis now limited to 20 commands per page
Bug Fixes
- Fix an issue where 
a!pingwould sometimes silently throw an exception when attempting to log command execution time 
About the command optimisations
We have written an entirely brand new database "backlog" system, which queues up non-important database queries, e.g. bank account creation on server join, creation of transaction records etc. Note that prefix changes, invite whitelist adds/removals bypass this system and those changes will be made instantly.
Meme commands
- abandon 
text - aborted 
image URL/@user - affect 
image URL/@user - armor/armour 
text - balloon 
a, b (2 items separated by a comma then a space) - bed 
image URL/@user image URL/@user - bongocat 
image URL/@user - boo 
text - brain 
4, items of, text like, this - brazzers 
image URL/@user - byemum/byemom 
image/@user name text - changemymind 
text - citation 
a, b, c (three params separated by a comma) - cry 
text - dab 
image URL/@user - dank 
image URL/@user - deepfry 
image URL/@user - delete 
image URL/@user - disability 
image URL/@user - door 
image URL/@user - egg 
image URL/@user - excuseme 
text - facts 
text - failure 
image URL/@user - fakenews 
image URL/@user - fedora 
image URL/@user - floor 
text - humansgood 
text - invert 
image URL/@user - jail 
image URL/@user - knowyourlocation 
a, b (two params separated by a comma) - laid 
image URL/@user - madethis 
image URL/@user image URL/@user - magik 
image URL/@user - master 
a, b, c (three params separated by a comma) - note 
text - ohno 
text - plan 
a, b, c (three params separated by a comma) - presentation 
text - quote 
img/@user username text - radial 
img/@user - rip 
img/@user - roblox 
img/@user - salty 
img/@user - satan 
img/@user - screams 
img/@user img/@user - savehumanity 
text - sickban 
img/@user - slap 
img/@user img/@user - slapsroof 
text - spank 
img/@user img/@user - stroke 
text - surprised 
a, b (two params separated by a comma) - sword 
name one, two (two params separated by a comma) - thesearch 
text - trash 
img/@user - trigger 
img/@user - tweet 
img/@user username text - ugly 
img/@user - unpopular 
img/@user text - vr 
text - walking 
text - wanted 
img/@user - warp 
img/@user - whodidthis 
img/@user